Nebraska

The plot, I am told, is I am arrested for aimlessly walking in traffic, and my son picks my up.  I demand to go to Lincoln, Nebraska to collect my million dollar lottery prize.

If my son is my wife, the million dollar prize is getting to see my family and nieces, and my interaction with police is actually a speeding ticket, well BY GOLLY, I just lived out the real life movie!

According to this map:A MAP TO LINCOLN, Lincoln, NE is 563 miles from Milwaukee.  Following work Saturday, Ashley and I loaded up the car, hit the road, and headed west.

We left work at 11PM at night, with the plan to stop in the Quad Cities (which sits along the mighty Mississippi), get a hotel, and finish the journey the following day.  After 3+ hours of driving, and about 2 minutes from our hotel, this happened.

The friendly officer in Le Claire, Iowa told me I was going 65 in a 45.  He was "kind enough" to drop it to 55 MPH.  $114 ticket, was not a great start to the trip.  Then again, every real life movie begins with struggles the main characters must overcome.

Driving through Iowa, on I-80, looks mostly like this for 5 hours.

There are a couple of cool wind farms west of Des Moines.  I took a pretty uneventful time lapse of the experience.

Arriving in Lincoln, meant a very rare occasion.  A) All of the Handelman's in one place at the same time.  And B) I get to see my AMAZING nieces.

Charlotte is 2 years old.  Her passions while we were there included playing isles.

I'm not really sure what isles is.  Her mother says she had never heard her say the word before.  I think it was a game to create islands, and then throw them back in the rock pile.

Quinn is three WEEKS old.

Her passions include sleeping and pooping while in my lap (diaper protected).  Her parents do not know why she has a huge head of black hair.

We only had one full day in Lincoln and we spent it at the adorable Lincoln Children's Zoo.  We met crazy creatures.

Charlotte found her web.

Mom fed the local goat population.

We found a strange frog.

 Following the zoo, we took a few family photos.  It was just like the old days with Scott and Sara.

Our trip included a pool party!

On the way back we met a Hawkeye.

And a presidential birthplace.

We got back just in time to see a Milwaukee sunset.

In total, we spent over 17 hours in the car.

It was worth every second!  

Thank you mom and dad for making this happen and Scott and Jess for being awesome hosts.  Thank you Charlotte and Quinn for the smiles.  Can't wait to do this again soon!

Pure Michigan and 216 Steps.

Maybe it is how they are written, or the the piano notes.  Maybe it is my love of Tool Time.  When I hear Tim Allen's voice come on the radio or TV, I admit, I want to go to Pure Michigan.

With summer here, and my mother-in-law declaring the entire month following her birthday, her birthday, Ashley's family rented a house and we headed to St. Joseph, Michigan.

I knew the Lake Michigan shoreline by Indiana contains enormous sand dunes.  Some that swallow children.    I did not however know, that Michigan too contains HUGE sand bluffs.  I learned quickly.

216 steps.

It is the number required to get from said beach house, to beach.

I've been told our beach house sat on the highest inhabitable bluff on Lake Michigan.  Is this true?  Who knows.  But after a few trips up this baby, I believe it.

The beach was awesome!  It was private, since no one was crazy enough to build stairs to the beach for several hundred yards.

Charlie, my nephew loved playing in the water and spitting out mouthfuls he accidentally inhaled.

Even better than the beach, was the prize at getting to the top of the stairs.

Being a night owl, I rarely get to see the amazing sunrises in Milwaukee.  With great weather for our week (minus one cold day, and one epic storm that can be described as an act of God) we got to see plenty of picture perfect sunsets on this side of the lake!

During the week we did some exploring.  I met a friendly dinosaur.

Drank some wine from a Marquette grad (who worked one year in journalism but admitted it was worse than farming so rejoined his family business)

I even got to see my old coworker Rick Schutt from Champaign, do his thang at his new station in South Bend.

We saw a couple fireworks.  We could have seen more, but it would require a trip down and up the stairs (which we were too tired to do.)

It was a great week.  I got some sun (NOTE: Everything in this picture is now burned)

I grew a vacation beard.

And I developed great calves.

Thank you Sears family!  Thank you Tim Allen.  Thank you Pure Michigan.!!

 

FREE CAB RIDES IN MILWAUKEE (not in cabs)!

Need a lift?  Put away your wallet!  A cab war in Milwaukee means for the next couple of weeks, you can get a free ride anywhere in MKE (for a ride that would costs $25 or less).

Ironically, the war is between two companies who vehemently deny being cab companies.  It appears the only people not offering free rides in Milwaukee are legitimate cabbies.

On Friday, Lyft, a "ride sharing service" launched in Milwaukee.  They're known for their strange mustaches in front of their cars.  To kick things off in Milwaukee, they are offering 50 FREE rides for the next two weeks for EVERYONE.

SWEET!  That's a lot of rides.

Not to be outdone, UberX, who launched a couple weeks ago, is offering free rides through April 20th.

What in the world is Uber and Lyft?  Well it is the cabbie of the future (but once again, they DENY being cabs).

Basically, a Joe schmo with a decent car, picks you up and drives you somewhere.  You ask for a ride through the Lyft and Uber Apps.  

You also don't give your driver money.  When you download the app, you insert your credit card information.  When your ride starts, your driver hits a button on his smart phone, and when they drop you off they hits another button.  

The tip is already built in.  The car stops, you get out, say goodbye, wave, blow a kiss, AND BAM, you're done.  (Kinda sounds like a cab doesn't it?).

The only issue is the whole service may be illegal.  Lyft and Uber drivers do not have cab permits.  No government official is checking to make sure the break pads aren't worn down to nothing and you are getting into a death trap surely to end in your fiery demise.

It's pissed off city hall.  So far, the two companies appear to be basically sticking middle fingers out the window as they drive by on Water St.

If you are OK with that, then enjoy the FREE RIDES!  Let me know how your trips go!

If you haven't seen Conan's Lyft adventure, it's worth a couple minutes of your time.

Go Uconn, from a kid who never went there

"You didn't go to Uconn Ben, how can you be a Uconn fan?"
"You're not even a real Uconn fan."
"Ben, you went to Quinnipiac, why are you even cheering for Uconn?!"


Ahhhh.  The common complaint.  Why do you cheer for Uconn? Why do you act like Jonathon the Husky dog is a family pet? What the heck is Quinnipiac?

No.  I did not attend Uconn.  But to not understand why I love Jim Calhoun like a God, Ray Allen as the best basketball player to ever grace this earth, is to not understand the beautiful state of Connecticut.

CT, has no major professional sports team since these guys left town.

Uconn defines in many ways who the people of CT are.  The nutmeg state is split right down the middle when it come to baseball with the Yankees or Red Sox.  Jets, Giants, or Patriots split the NFL.  Bruins and Rangers for the NHL.  And don't even get me started with METS fans.  Who the heck are they?
Growing up, everyone cheered for Uconn.

We all cried when they lost.
We all rioted when they won.

OK, I did not take part in any riots (although I did witness them in 2004).

UCONN defines my childhood, my home state, and a lot of good memories.  So with the game about to kick off, GO UCONN!

On the other side of the bracket--- I'll be rooting on the Badgers.

Lipinski Stradivarius, you've done it!

Lipinski Stradivarius violin, you've done it.  You've made me want to hear you in PERSON.

 If this was your sick twisted magical way of making me want to buy a Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra ticket, bravo.  THIS is quite the performance.

Before the 6 million dollar musical instrument went missing, this was my favorite classical performance.

This, even though I played the following instrument in high school.

Lipinski, you did it.  You had me fascinated, when a couple armed with a taser attacked the MSO concertmaster as he walked out of a recent performance.

What's that?  It may be the largest heist in Milwaukee history.  Of course it is.  You were made in 1715? Why didn't I know that?

So where's the violin?  New York?

No it would be impossible to sell a 6 million dollar violin in the US without getting caught.
Russia?
Maybe.
China?

OK, that's IT!  A network of international criminals has stolen the violin and shipped it to China to be sold to emperors who care little about its origin.

Wait....  what's that you say?  It's in Bay View?  Like the one over the Hoan Bridge?

Interesting...

It was tracked using evidence left behind by the taser, which led cops to a sale from Texas, which tipped them to a man in Wisconsin?

I'm listening...

The man's name is Universal Knowledge Allah?

AND HE RECENTLY CUT MILWAUKEE MAYOR TOM BARRETT'S HAIR????!

Lipinski.  You've outdone yourself.  I need to hear you.  Move over Jurassic Park, get me some popcorn, because I want to hear this puppy for myself.  In the meantime I'm going to watch this video 40-thousand times.

Covering the death of Andrew Boldt

On Tuesday January 21st, a Purdue student is suspected of bringing a knife and a gun to an electrical engineering lab, and killed a fellow teaching assistant.

21-year-old Andrew Boldt was described as a brilliant stand out student.  In the newsroom Tuesday, we were of course aware of what was going on down in Indiana.  It became OUR responsibility to cover the story when we learned his hometown, was West Bend, Wisconsin.

I am very proud our station decided traveling to Purdue was important.  We could have picked up stories from our affiliate in Indianapolis, but I don't feel we would have truly grasped the impact his death.

 It was clear early on that Andrew was a special kid, and his story deserved telling.  He seemed to be a kid made the right choices in life and had such a bright future.

My news director called me Tuesday (while working on my story for the day) and informed me I would be heading out the next morning.  Off we went.

I had a different view of "business trips" before actually being employed by someone.  It seemed like an adventure to travel to new places on the companies dime.  I can't speak for other professions, but when news bosses say "we're sending you to XYZ" it means long days, little sleep, lots of stress, and hard work.

Our first day in Indiana was a 15 hour day.  We made the trip, captured enough video, and collected enough sound for 4 stories. (5,6,9,and 10).



We then went to sleep, and had another 10 hour day to turn stories for Thursday.

I am happy we went to campus, to truly grasp the impact of Andrew's death.  No other Milwaukee station chose to do so.  I believe it is a story worth telling.

We were the first station to speak to Andrew's professor who hired him as a teaching assistant.
We were the only station to get former governor, now Purdue President Mitch Daniels, touring the electrical engineering building for the first time.
Most importantly we were able to talk to students recovering from their emotions.

Some will return to class, virtually unaffected.  Others, especially those who knew Andrew will be changed forever.  I'm glad by covering this story I was able to learn so much about a great young man.  Too bad it had to be this way.

I WANT TO RIDE THIS!

Tonight brings us more sad pictures of reporters (and photographers) in snow.

Maybe I should just do a whole blog based off sad snow reporter faces.  I'm not opposed.

However, tonight makes me think of wanting to not be sitting in snow... which makes me want it to be summer... which makes me want to go swimming....or a beach... OR A WATER PARK!

And that my friends... makes me want to go to Kansas City and ride this.


No seriously, click that link and LET'S GO TO KANSAS CITY.